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Kasus 22 : Pesta Mie Instan

28 Mar

by Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan on Tuesday, June 15, 2010 at 11:54am
Tasikmalaya, 7 Juni 2010

Anto (20) sedang berkunjung ke tempat pamannya di Tasikmalaya. Kampusnya kebetulan sedang minggu tenang sebelum UAS. Di samping untuk menenangkan diri juga untuk bersilaturahmi. Pamannya memiliki 2 orang anak, Iwan (19) dan Lia (16). Mereka bertiga suka berkumpul dan bermain bersama.
Suatu malam hujan agak gerimis. Padahal mereka belum makan malam. Lia lalu berinisiatif untuk masak mie instan. Anto dan Iwan langsung setuju. Kebetulan ada beberapa bungkus mie instan di dapur. Dengan cekatan Lia mulai memasak. Karena pake kompor gas, sekitar 30 menit mie rebus sudah siap. Tapi Lia tampak sedang mencari2 sesuatu. Rupanya dia mencari garam dan ternyata persediaan di dapur sudah habis. Dengan spontan Anto langsung berinisiatif pergi ke warung. Kebetulan ada lebih dari 2 warung di lingkungan rumah itu. Lia sempat memanggil, tapi Anto sudah keburu jauh.
15 menit berlalu Anto tak kunjung datang. Menit ke 20 Anto datang, tapi tidak membawa apa2. “Aneh banget! Masak dari 5 toko yang kudatangi katanya habis stok garamnya? Mana udah laper lagi!”
Lia cuma tersenyum. Dia lalu keluar menuju warung. Tak sampai 5 menit dia pulang membawa sebungkus garam.
Anto pun bingung. “Kok bisa??”
Kenapa Anto gak berhasil dapet garam sedangkan Lia bisa??

Ãŕñý Ŝĭį Ĵĕmþøŏľ Műñģĭįľ, Rie Takmaudikenal, Trizny Ayu and 6 others like this.

ANALISIS:

Ninik Srimukti Bur, aq bw opsir Candra. Biar dia mikir dl br ntar laporan aq wkwk
June 15, 2010 at 12:23pm via Facebook Mobile
Risa Raihan Kristya Iki mesti masalah bahasa meneh…
June 15, 2010 at 12:31pm via Facebook Mobile
Ninik Srimukti Br inget, elin ki mojang tasik! Bener ris, mslh bhs! Bntar tak selidiki dl
June 15, 2010 at 12:37pm via Facebook Mobile
Risa Raihan Kristya Cepet nik…Garam it mesti artine laen. Sak ngertiku bhs sunda garam ki uyah..
June 15, 2010 at 12:40pm via Facebook Mobile
Ninik Srimukti Ho oh Ris,uyah! trus ktnya kalo d rmh gada garam, artine pertanda kurang bgs! Sik, tak tny lg wkwk
June 15, 2010 at 12:47pm via Facebook Mobile
Dyah Kusumaning Astuti masak mie kok kurang garam huhu..bukane mie ude ada bumbunya yak hohohoho
June 15, 2010 at 12:47pm ·
Risa Raihan Kristya ‎@dyah: soalnya mie cm 1 bungkus, tapi kuahnya sepanci gede . . . . Hahahaha
June 15, 2010 at 12:52pm via Facebook Mobile
Ninik Srimukti Endi ki opsir bawahanku? Clingak clinguk dr td ga n0ngol2. Malu dia kali yak? Eh, aq tnya bhs sundanya garam apa, ma elin mlh ditanyain nyari sapa gt. Emg da apa ya? Si anto g blg uyah pasti hohohoh
June 15, 2010 at 12:57pm via Facebook Mobile
Risa Raihan Kristya Lha takon wae…kok bs gt?
June 15, 2010 at 1:00pm via Facebook Mobile
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan Meneh?? Kasus teh manis tuh kasus budaya..bukan bahasa! Dyah wae sing salah tebak! Huhu….
June 15, 2010 at 1:02pm via Facebook Mobile
Dyah Kusumaning Astuti kabeh kok kenane ng aku huhuuhu..padahal q disini baru posting sekali lho huhuhuu
June 15, 2010 at 1:05pm ·
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan Meneh?? Kasus teh manis tuh kasus budaya..bukan bahasa! Dyah wae sing salah tebak! Huhu….
June 15, 2010 at 1:05pm via Facebook Mobile
Risa Raihan Kristya Repost gan! :p
June 15, 2010 at 1:07pm via Facebook Mobile
Dyah Kusumaning Astuti sepertinya tu masalah gender juga..hohoho.. di sunda cowok ga bole beli garam yak gkgkgkgk
June 15, 2010 at 1:09pm
Ninik Srimukti Anto lgsg nggeblas ke warung tanpa tnya adat kebiasaan dsana. Pdhl yo dah dipanggil ma lia krn da tata caranya. Dsana, yg namanya beli garam ato mnyk tanah mlm2 ga boleh atuh Anto. Wkwkwk. . . Kalopun Anto pke bhs sunda, mgk dia slh ucap jg,
June 15, 2010 at 1:14pm via Facebook Mobile
Fahry Ahmad aku tahu…
anto g akan tau bahasa sundanya garam…
makanya dia g dapt garamnya…
kalo anto pke bahasa sundanya garam pasti penjualnya akan paham…
June 15, 2010 at 1:32pm
Dyah Kusumaning Astuti ayo dijawab juga kasus aye..gkgkg…ude aye tag in ko^^
June 15, 2010 at 1:35pm
Ninik Srimukti ‎@al; la ya emg Anto gatau bhs sunda garam apa hehehe. . Uyah pak bhs sundanya. Kalopun Anto pke bhs sunda, dia keliru ngmngnya, yg berarti keliru makna. Tak tmbh, dsana, ml2 ga boleh beli garam ato mnyk tnh. Nah, pertanyaan slnjtnya, knp Lia dpt? Silakan dianalisis lg yak wkwkwk
June 15, 2010 at 1:36pm via Facebook Mobile
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan Kalo masalah dia blg garam bukan uyah..mosok yo penjuale gak paham?? Emgna gak pernah dpt bahasa indonesia ya?? :p
@nik:tp knp Lia bs dpt?? Hayo…
June 15, 2010 at 2:10pm via Facebook Mobile
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan Wah..Dying ngisruh! Satu2 dunk! Huhu….:p
June 15, 2010 at 2:11pm via Facebook Mobile
Dyah Kusumaning Astuti ya itu tadi bur..cowok kagak bole beli garam agaggaga..pamali
June 15, 2010 at 2:18pm
Ninik Srimukti Opo krn mslh gender jg bur? Jd mlm2 cowok cr garam pamali, tp kalo cewek gpapa? Knp pula elin tny, tu mksudnya humor jorok? Wooh, nek tenan jorok piye bur?
June 15, 2010 at 2:19pm via Facebook Mobile
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan Gak ada hub ma gender n gd jorok2nya sm skali! Tp dah betul tu, ada hubna ma pamali! Hoho…
June 15, 2010 at 2:46pm via Facebook Mobile
Ninik Srimukti Berarti ya cowok g blh beli garam mlm2 krn pamali d0nk!
June 15, 2010 at 2:52pm via Facebook Mobile
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan Dibilangin pamali yes! Tp gada masalah gender dsni! Hoho…
June 15, 2010 at 2:57pm via Facebook Mobile
Ninik Srimukti Pak cranda mpe tepar duluan gr2 mumet kro teka tekine hehehe. . . Yasud, emg dsana ga boleh beli garam mlm2 entah ce ato co. TAPI, lia dpt tu garam coz dia blg PINJAM dl hehe
June 15, 2010 at 3:01pm via Facebook Mobile
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan ‎@nik:hahaha…..mesakke bgt tu si Al! :p
Dia emg beli. Hoho…
June 15, 2010 at 3:13pm via Facebook Mobile
Ninik Srimukti Bosen jg nunggu responmu kuwi to bur, wong td blm pulang hbs dr skul. Sik, tak woco maneh.
June 15, 2010 at 3:15pm via Facebook Mobile
Ninik Srimukti Eh, kt elin, kalo keliru sunda jg keliru arti lo. Teu uyahan tu artine muka tebel alias g pny malu. Anto keliru ngmng jg kali. Tu kt kan hmpir mirip ma “ada garam?” gt.
June 15, 2010 at 3:19pm via Facebook Mobile
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan ‎@nik:hmm..analisis yg menarik. Tp kan dia bs aja jelasin maksut dia sbnre kalo mmg pnjuale salah tangkep! Hoho..
June 15, 2010 at 3:28pm via Facebook Mobile
Dyah Kusumaning Astuti tu warugnya takut bangkrut (pamalinya orang sunda) makanya dia ga jual garam ke anto, lha antonya beli pas malem hari agagagaga..coba kalu siang, pasti uda dapet sekarung dia ^^
June 15, 2010 at 3:36pm · LikeUnlike
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan ‎@dy:betul! Dpt dr mana tu? :p
Pertanyaan satune, knp Lia dpt?? Hoho…
June 15, 2010 at 3:40pm via Facebook Mobile
Rie Takmaudikenal Karna ichie yank jual garam gkgkgkgk
June 15, 2010 at 3:44pm via Facebook Mobile
Dyah Kusumaning Astuti lha lia bilangnya beli itu…sambil nunjuk garam n ga bilang kata garam hehehehe
June 15, 2010 at 3:49pm
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan ‎@ichie:ichie pelit dunk! Hee…
@dy:kalo Lia bs nunjuk knp Anto gak??
June 15, 2010 at 3:59pm via Facebook Mobile
Rie Takmaudikenal Abiz ant0 ga cAkep ci
maka na ichie ga mw kcii hehe
June 15, 2010 at 4:02pm via Facebook Mobile
Ninik Srimukti Hidih bur, td aq jwb ga blh beli mlm2 koq ga blg bener? Pilih ayu lo wkwkwk
June 15, 2010 at 4:04pm via Facebook Mobile
Dyah Kusumaning Astuti bur..logikanya kalu mao beli garam khan bilang ke pedagangnya..saya mau beli garam gitu hohoho…khan anto juga ga tau pamalinya ntu gkgkgk…lha si lia khan ude tau jadi dia nunjuk barangnya aja n ga usa ngomong ke pedagangnya mau beli garam..hoho…masuk akal khan, kalu itu ga masuk di akalmu ya yg perlu dikoreksi adl akal mu agagagga
June 15, 2010 at 5:21pm
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan ‎@ichie:cb aq yg beli! Pasti dkasih sekarung yak! :p
@nik:aq blg gendernya yg gak ada. Pamali iya. Hee..
June 15, 2010 at 5:50pm via Facebook Mobile
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan ‎@dy:haha…boleh aja itu kan analisamu! Brarti ada kmungkinan lain yg blm terpikir olehmu! Hoho…
Nyerah??
June 15, 2010 at 5:51pm via Facebook Mobile
Dyah Kusumaning Astuti kagak bur hohohoho
June 15, 2010 at 5:55pm
Dyah Kusumaning Astuti hehe..ya si lia bilang ma penjualnya, beli bumbu dapur…ato kalu ga ya dia minta aja tuh ma penjualnya (bukan beli)agagaga
June 15, 2010 at 6:01pm
Ninik Srimukti La iya bur, coba d bc lg. Td aq dah blg, pamali mlm2 beli garam ato mnyk tnah. Wis jan, si elin mpe tak copasin ni teks ke dia. Yo blm ktmu koq py.
June 15, 2010 at 6:05pm via Facebook Mobile
Dyah Kusumaning Astuti nik..wah..ngaggo beking agagaga
June 15, 2010 at 6:06pm
Ninik Srimukti ‎@dyah: yuuk, cari mojang aslew hohoho. Sayang dia jg blm nemu, ga ngeh.
June 15, 2010 at 6:10pm via Facebook Mobile
Dyah Kusumaning Astuti paling yo mengko jawabanne mak ketuplik ngunu nik agagaga…koyo byasane ^^
June 15, 2010 at 6:11pm
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan ‎@nik:iya2 itu dah bener. Prtnyaan brkute tu gmn Lia bs dpt/beli?
@dy:lagi2 jwbnmu mndkati! 80%! Haha….
June 15, 2010 at 6:15pm via Facebook Mobile
Ninik Srimukti ‎[keteplik!] ngono dy? Wkwkwk, aq ra melu2 bur, itu dyah yg komen hehehe
June 15, 2010 at 6:16pm via Facebook Mobile
Rie Takmaudikenal Okey Ichie ceriuz
apha adat orank tasik??
June 15, 2010 at 6:16pm via Facebook Mobile
Dyah Kusumaning Astuti aku memang spesialis pemberti assist kok bur agagaga
June 15, 2010 at 6:17pm · LikeUnlike
Ninik Srimukti Krn lia beli d swalayan gitu aja koq repot meski warung ga mau njualin.
June 15, 2010 at 6:21pm via Facebook Mobile
Ninik Srimukti Karena lia blg, aya uyah? *tmbh ngawur
June 15, 2010 at 6:24pm via Facebook Mobile
Ninik Srimukti Hei bur, ni jg gada jam ya? Di warung, si garam dah ada di display yg org gmpng ambil. Lia tgl ambil aja tuh. . *ni orang direspon, nongolnya lama bgt.
June 15, 2010 at 6:31pm via Facebook Mobile
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan ‎@ichie:yep! Ini budaya orang tasik!
@dy:memang jawabane cm 2 kata! Haha…
@nik:jam gak penting. Yg pnting malem. Kalo emg gitu mstine Anto jg bs dunk! Hee..
Maklum sibuk! Hee…
June 15, 2010 at 6:46pm via Facebook Mobile
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan Orang Tasikmalaya (mungkin Sunda pd umumnya) tidak mau melayani org yg beli garam/uyah pd malam hari krn mrk anggap pamali, takut bangkrut. Tp ada ‘trik’ utk menyiasati hal ini, dan trik inilah yg dilakukan Lia. Dia menyebut garam/uyah dg ISTILAH LAIN.
June 15, 2010 at 9:33pm via Facebook Mobile
Ninik Srimukti Pke nyebut merk? Bhs ing?
June 15, 2010 at 9:34pm via Facebook Mobile
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan Bkn merek. *emg ada merek garam yg trkenal??* Pk Bhs indo..
June 15, 2010 at 9:38pm via Facebook Mobile
Ninik Srimukti Ada, ref*na, kan merk terkenal bwt garam. Kalo b indo, kali yodium.
June 15, 2010 at 9:52pm via Facebook Mobile
Ninik Srimukti Ato bumbu dapur, garam meja, garam yodium. . Pilih dah slh satu wkwk
June 15, 2010 at 9:53pm via Facebook Mobile
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan Gak pake kata ‘garam’..hee…
June 15, 2010 at 9:55pm via Facebook Mobile
Ninik Srimukti Dah kamu tawarin d stat. Qt tunggu aja mana yg bnr, da yg blg aer laut. Emg itu istilahnya? Ga umum d telingaku.
June 15, 2010 at 9:58pm via Facebook Mobile
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan Emg bukan itu. Ada lg, ‘sarem’, tp tu bhs jawa (alus) jd org sunda mgkn gak tau.
Aku ksh tau aja ya! Kelamaan! :p
June 15, 2010 at 10:03pm via Facebook Mobile
Ninik Srimukti Ga boleh! Lg googling neh.
June 15, 2010 at 10:06pm via Facebook Mobile
Ninik Srimukti Kristal laut?
June 15, 2010 at 10:12pm via Facebook Mobile
Ninik Srimukti Kristal yodium? Yodium kristal? *lama2 ni ga jd kasus tp tebak2an wkwkwk
June 15, 2010 at 10:17pm via Facebook Mobile
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan Bukan
June 15, 2010 at 10:19pm via Facebook Mobile
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan Gak ada dstu.
Bukan lah..krn ttp ada trik dsni! Hoho…
June 15, 2010 at 10:25pm via Facebook Mobile
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan Kata itu adalah…
June 15, 2010 at 10:27pm via Facebook Mobile
Ninik Srimukti Andoe! Anyang! Bentar to, sabar. Kalo dah mau trbng ke alam mimpi yo silaken. Ntar lnjt bsk.
June 15, 2010 at 10:29pm via Facebook Mobile
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan Anyang?? Anyang2en?? :p *pantang menyerah jg ni org
June 15, 2010 at 10:34pm via Facebook Mobile
Ninik Srimukti Anyang artine jg ga blh. . .la iyalah bur, pan aq baek ati. Dah susah2 dkasi kasus ga dipikirin jwbn nya.
June 15, 2010 at 10:38pm via Facebook Mobile
Ninik Srimukti Bur, dah tdr? Dah ah, nyerah. Aq bsk mendadak ga bs OL soale. Jd djwb aja skrg gpapa.
June 15, 2010 at 11:08pm via Facebook Mobile
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan Jawabane adalah…GULA ASIN…
June 16, 2010 at 12:22am via Facebook Mobile
Ninik Srimukti Okeh, te2p ga familiar d kuping hehe. Yup, thx 4 the case, C U tonight guys! – ninik out –
June 16, 2010 at 5:14am via Facebook Mobile
Ahmad ‘Bee’ Burhan ‎@nik:info ini berdasarkan penuturan seorang teman yg berasal dari daerah Tasik.🙂
Thank u everybody!!

— Case Closed —
June 16, 2010 at 5:36am via Facebook Mobile

 
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